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Это перевод, все благодарности направляйте автору оригинала.
This is a translation, all thanks go to the original author.







Probably, an Earth, a helluva time ago.

MYSTERIOUS ALIEN goes for a walk and finds out that Riddley Scott is going to film prequel of "Alien"

MYSTERIOUS ALIEN: Lost my bet.

(eats black yogurt and jumps to the waterfall)

Scotland, present time.

NOOMI RAPACE pokes into rocks, finds some bullshit and runs to LOGAN MARSHALL-GREEN.

NOOMI: This is the greatest discovery in history! Look! These inscriptions hundred million years!

LOGAN: It says "Elvis ain't dead"...

NOOMI: This will change everything we know of the Universe!

LOGAN: ...and there is "Rap is crap" also.

NOOMI: Message from the alien civilizations! This is an invitation! Let's immediately fly there!

LOGAN: OK.

After more than two years. The Prometheus ship. )

UPD: In less than a day more than five hundred (thousand, vk.com an others caught up ) people read the post. Given that this is not a video of cute kittens and you even have to read, I believe that the post, as it called, went viral. Many thanks to all who shared the link, you are great guys, I love you all and all the jazz.

Especially for you I found a photo of Ridley Scott, who just read this short script.



UPD2: Hooray, first pictures!





by author.



by deadpoolic.



by zlobuster.

UPD3 - by the most conservative estimates this post was visited by 2,000 people already. Many thanks to everyone who shared the link. Tweeples, promote #звонкиперипетии (#callstwistandturns) !

If you have anything to add, drop me a line at twitter or vk.com pls.




Thursday, 9 June 2011 05:11
beatcracker: (Default)
For all that happens.
Ought to be.
Rate me.
Give me.
I've seen enough.
Vicious, yes.
Envy, so envy.
Many come, many gone.
You, that's the word.
Word for the shelter.
As it comes.
No one can escape it.
Dope as a fish.
Eager to find.
Repeat once again.
I am what I am.
Nix the past.
Go for it.
Ever tried?
Yes, you can.
End?

Thursday, 9 June 2011 05:11
beatcracker: (Default)
For all that happens.
Ought to be.
Rate me.
Give me.
I've seen enough.
Vicious, yes.
Envy, so envy.
Many come, many gone.
You, that's the word.
Word for the shelter.
As it comes.
No one can escape it.
Dope as a fish.
Eager to find.
Repeat once again.
I am what I am.
Nix the past.
Go for it.
Ever tried?
Yes, you can.
End?
beatcracker: (Leet Crew)
На новогодних праздниках захотелось что-нибудь почитать. В покетбуке по закону Мерфи оказалась севшей батарейка (e-ink в этом отношении развращает, тупо забываю заряжать, ибо с одной зарядки он у меня работает столько, что я успеваю забыть, когда я заряжал его в последний раз), поэтому попытался найти что-нибудь подходящее на книжной полке. Сильверберговский "Замок лорда Валентина" куда-то пропал, посему взял двухтомник "Гипериона" Симмонса. В данный момент я его уже заканчиваю, и черт меня дернул, вгуглить Шрайка в картинках. Братцы, это же сорокопут! Более того, Дэн обозвал его так неспроста, ибо:

Shrikes are known for their habit of catching insects and small vertebrates and impaling their bodies on thorns. This helps them to tear the flesh into smaller, more conveniently-sized fragments, and serves as a cache so that the shrike can return to the uneaten portions at a later time

The Shrike


И хоть бы кто из переводчиков намекнул! Доберусь до дома и проверю еще раз примечания, издание у меня похоже на это.

Гиперион, АСТ


Фильмы уже давно все смотрю в оригинале, с книгами всё идет к тому же...
beatcracker: (Leet Crew)
На новогодних праздниках захотелось что-нибудь почитать. В покетбуке по закону Мерфи оказалась севшей батарейка (e-ink в этом отношении развращает, тупо забываю заряжать, ибо с одной зарядки он у меня работает столько, что я успеваю забыть, когда я заряжал его в последний раз), поэтому попытался найти что-нибудь подходящее на книжной полке. Сильверберговский "Замок лорда Валентина" куда-то пропал, посему взял двухтомник "Гипериона" Симмонса. В данный момент я его уже заканчиваю, и черт меня дернул, вгуглить Шрайка в картинках. Братцы, это же сорокопут! Более того, Дэн обозвал его так неспроста, ибо:

Shrikes are known for their habit of catching insects and small vertebrates and impaling their bodies on thorns. This helps them to tear the flesh into smaller, more conveniently-sized fragments, and serves as a cache so that the shrike can return to the uneaten portions at a later time

The Shrike


И хоть бы кто из переводчиков намекнул! Доберусь до дома и проверю еще раз примечания, издание у меня похоже на это.

Гиперион, АСТ


Фильмы уже давно все смотрю в оригинале, с книгами всё идет к тому же...

Got it?

Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:17
beatcracker: (Йожъ)
What do coders create to mute their Ex?

Got it?

Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:17
beatcracker: (Йожъ)
What do coders create to mute their Ex?
beatcracker: (Evil)

Stay sharp. Stay close. Stay loose. Shut the fuck up. Spit it out. Puke all that shit, you've been told.

Make funny faces. Lick your nose. Do a monkey dance. Ain't you a fucking ape?

Do what you told. Good boy, lie down. Lie down you good boy.

I'm a sick fuck. But you ain't better.

beatcracker: (Evil)

Stay sharp. Stay close. Stay loose. Shut the fuck up. Spit it out. Puke all that shit, you've been told.

Make funny faces. Lick your nose. Do a monkey dance. Ain't you a fucking ape?

Do what you told. Good boy, lie down. Lie down you good boy.

I'm a sick fuck. But you ain't better.

beatcracker: (Evil)
  • Have a live debug session with Microsoft support engineer.
beatcracker: (Evil)
  • Have a live debug session with Microsoft support engineer.

\-.-/

Thursday, 19 March 2009 16:47
beatcracker: (Default)
'Tis true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God.
Could I create myself anew,
I would not fail in pleasing you.
If I could reach from pole to pole,
Or grasp the ocean with a span,
I would be measured by the Soul,
The mind's the standard of the Man.

- Joseph Merrick "The life and adventures of Joseph Carey Merrick"

\-.-/

Thursday, 19 March 2009 16:47
beatcracker: (Default)
'Tis true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God.
Could I create myself anew,
I would not fail in pleasing you.
If I could reach from pole to pole,
Or grasp the ocean with a span,
I would be measured by the Soul,
The mind's the standard of the Man.

- Joseph Merrick "The life and adventures of Joseph Carey Merrick"
beatcracker: (Evil)

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beatcracker: (Evil)

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beatcracker: (Йожъ)
Last but not least. Sleeping but sleepless. Dead but alive. Living my eternal cold day in the hell. Feeling nothing but urge to feel. Drinking my imagined latte. Spitting to the soul of the world. Falling from the stairway to heaven. Painting black over your memories. Crushing your fate in my fist. Writing meaningless short sentences. Staring through the cheap LCD screen. Staying where I am. Being me.

But I am nothing, but a wanna-be-bad-ass-son-of-a-bitch freak.

I'm a leaf on the wind.

Watch how I soar.

beatcracker: (Йожъ)
Last but not least. Sleeping but sleepless. Dead but alive. Living my eternal cold day in the hell. Feeling nothing but urge to feel. Drinking my imagined latte. Spitting to the soul of the world. Falling from the stairway to heaven. Painting black over your memories. Crushing your fate in my fist. Writing meaningless short sentences. Staring through the cheap LCD screen. Staying where I am. Being me.

But I am nothing, but a wanna-be-bad-ass-son-of-a-bitch freak.

I'm a leaf on the wind.

Watch how I soar.

Want one of those!

Saturday, 7 June 2008 11:12
beatcracker: (Йожъ)

Editorial Reviews: "Great f*cking book!" --Stephen King


First Sentence: Fuck is the mother of all words.

Want one of those!

Saturday, 7 June 2008 11:12
beatcracker: (Йожъ)

Editorial Reviews: "Great f*cking book!" --Stephen King


First Sentence: Fuck is the mother of all words.

beatcracker: (Йожъ)

Wind to scatter burned ashes,
Death, your scull with scythe it slashes,
Bored, seldom, self-irrated,
Those, who loved, those, who hated...

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