This is a translation, all thanks go to the original author.
Probably, an Earth, a helluva time ago.
MYSTERIOUS ALIEN goes for a walk and finds out that Riddley Scott is going to film prequel of "Alien"
MYSTERIOUS ALIEN: Lost my bet.
(eats black yogurt and jumps to the waterfall)
Scotland, present time.
NOOMI RAPACE pokes into rocks, finds some bullshit and runs to LOGAN MARSHALL-GREEN.
NOOMI: This is the greatest discovery in history! Look! These inscriptions hundred million years!
LOGAN: It says "Elvis ain't dead"...
NOOMI: This will change everything we know of the Universe!
LOGAN: ...and there is "Rap is crap" also.
NOOMI: Message from the alien civilizations! This is an invitation! Let's immediately fly there!
( After more than two years. The Prometheus ship. )
UPD: In less than a day more than
Especially for you I found a photo of Ridley Scott, who just read this short script.
UPD2: Hooray, first pictures!
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