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Prometheus. Shorter Script.
Wednesday, 18 July 2012 15:35Это перевод, все благодарности направляйте автору оригинала.
This is a translation, all thanks go to the original author.
Probably, an Earth, a helluva time ago.
MYSTERIOUS ALIEN goes for a walk and finds out that Riddley Scott is going to film prequel of "Alien"
MYSTERIOUS ALIEN: Lost my bet.
(eats black yogurt and jumps to the waterfall)
Scotland, present time.
NOOMI RAPACE pokes into rocks, finds some bullshit and runs to LOGAN MARSHALL-GREEN.
NOOMI: This is the greatest discovery in history! Look! These inscriptions hundred million years!
LOGAN: It says "Elvis ain't dead"...
NOOMI: This will change everything we know of the Universe!
LOGAN: ...and there is "Rap is crap" also.
NOOMI: Message from the alien civilizations! This is an invitation! Let's immediately fly there!
LOGAN: OK.
( After more than two years. The Prometheus ship. )
UPD: In less than a day more thanfive hundred (thousand, vk.com an others caught up ) people read the post. Given that this is not a video of cute kittens and you even have to read, I believe that the post, as it called, went viral. Many thanks to all who shared the link, you are great guys, I love you all and all the jazz.
Especially for you I found a photo of Ridley Scott, who just read this short script.
UPD2: Hooray, first pictures!
by author.
by deadpoolic.
by zlobuster.
UPD3 - by the most conservative estimates this post was visited by 2,000 people already. Many thanks to everyone who shared the link. Tweeples, promote #звонкиперипетии (#callstwistandturns) !
If you have anything to add, drop me a line at twitter or vk.com pls.
This is a translation, all thanks go to the original author.
Probably, an Earth, a helluva time ago.
MYSTERIOUS ALIEN goes for a walk and finds out that Riddley Scott is going to film prequel of "Alien"
MYSTERIOUS ALIEN: Lost my bet.
(eats black yogurt and jumps to the waterfall)
Scotland, present time.
NOOMI RAPACE pokes into rocks, finds some bullshit and runs to LOGAN MARSHALL-GREEN.
NOOMI: This is the greatest discovery in history! Look! These inscriptions hundred million years!
LOGAN: It says "Elvis ain't dead"...
NOOMI: This will change everything we know of the Universe!
LOGAN: ...and there is "Rap is crap" also.
NOOMI: Message from the alien civilizations! This is an invitation! Let's immediately fly there!
LOGAN: OK.
( After more than two years. The Prometheus ship. )
UPD: In less than a day more than
Especially for you I found a photo of Ridley Scott, who just read this short script.
UPD2: Hooray, first pictures!
by author.
by deadpoolic.
by zlobuster.
UPD3 - by the most conservative estimates this post was visited by 2,000 people already. Many thanks to everyone who shared the link. Tweeples, promote #звонкиперипетии (#callstwistandturns) !
If you have anything to add, drop me a line at twitter or vk.com pls.
